Monday, 13 February 2012

Silent Death

I haven't seen The Artist yet, I don't intend to. I think the trailer tells me everything anybody needs to know. If you want fair and objective writing, go and read somebody who's getting paid to sit through it. I'm sorry,  but just about everything about this film makes me not want to see it. It's quite plain to see from the marketing that it's following the exact same path as Roberto Begnini's risible Life Is Beautiful did in the nineties. Essentially an American film, made by a no-mark European director who's coming a long way from anything that makes European cinema "difficult" at times. The similarities are numerous; both  films have  been taken on by the evil genii of the Weinsteins, who know as well as anyone that Europeans can do sappiness and schmaltz as well as any late nineties Robin Williams vehicle can. The belief that European cinema is a little bit more intellectual than Hollywood still probably holds some water, but lest we forget that the French do sentimentality just as much as they do existentialism. This is the country that gave us Johnny Halliday as well as Johnny Paul Satre. Both films inflict on us a male lead, who refuses to restrict being irritating to the film alone, mugging it up in public with the kind of desperate zaniness that even Michael Barrymore would balk at. However, Dujardin is gonna have to go some way to beat Begnini's excruciating Oscar acceptance.




Dujardian isn't quite as annoying as Begnini, but remember that was only the SAG's. The Oscar's are yet to come, so expect a string of Onions and a beret for that one. Watching both videos back they bring to mind numerous "troubled comedians" leaving the Big Brother house, caught up in their own comeback delusions. Desperate for the indifferent crowd to love him them once more.

The Weinstein lead publicity is continuously playing the underdog card, whereas in fact it's now the favorite for Best Picture and Best Actor at The Oscars. This year, the likes of Clooney and Pitt have put in subtle, intelligent performances in far smarter films, and have been made to look like the stuffed shirts in the category. Meanwhile, a man who strikes a funny pose on the red carpet is lapping up the praise. It almost makes me yearn for Sean Penn. You can just imagine the execs sitting round a glass table, nursing coke comedowns as Harvey Weinstein worries about "all that fuckin' French shit they all talk in?" and then his Havard Business graduate intern pipes up quietly "Harvey, they don't say anything in this one". And there it is, this year's Oscar bait, not only a tale of the triumph of will against adversity (I assume) but they've also managed to shoehorn some Golden Age revisionism, a gimmicky premise and even a fucking dancing Dog by the looks of things. From what I see The Artist seems to be celebrating the worst side of silent cinema, not attempting to recall Jean Vigo or Victor Sjostrom, but a by the numbers romantic comedy. It's like if in 70 years time, in whatever post-Avatar 2 idea of cinema remains, somebody decided to make a nostalgic film based on Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past. It's backwards art aimed firmly at the middlebrow, the cinematic equivalent of those dreadful people that go to forties themed tea dances in Brockley. What the people behind The Artist don't seem to realise is that silent films were great in spite of their lack of dialogue, not because of it. It was only the one-dimensional actors who complained when sound came, not the visionaries of the medium.If you do want a tribute to the era, check out La Antena or Singin' In The Rain, two films which pay tribute to the era without looking like someone's applied the "old movie" filter on a cheap video editing program. If you are determined to see a silent movie, you'd be better advised to go check out L'Atalante at the BFI this month.


Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Sonny Moore ft. The Lizard King



http://www.vevo.com/watch/skrillex/breakn-a-sweat/USQY51224268

Jim Morrison would be turning in his grave. Had he not been a (delete where appropriate) CIA agent/Shaman/faked his own death/alive and well and living in San Francisco with a slightly thicker beard/reincarnated as Jamie "Afro" Archer.





Thursday, 12 January 2012